Like what we do
Purse your lips
Like they're stuck with glue
Pop a plum in your mouth
To speak like the Queen
But don't spit it out
Because that's obscene
You can speak as a toff
Like Jacob Rees Mogg
Or speak like Paul Gibbons
A blatant Hampshire Hog
Hooray Henrys say 'OK Yah'
Whilst Wurzels from Somerset go OOOOOO-ARRRRRRR
So whether you're a Lord Snooty or a local yokel
Shout loud, stay proud and be vocal.
Biscuits: Marbu Dorado
Tasting Notes: Remind us of Mallorca (The water in Mallorca don't taste like what it oughta)
Score: 9 out of 10
