Only mad dogs and English men
go out in the mid-day sun,
with hankies on their head
and tattoos on their bum.
Boiled pink lobsters
dominate the landscape,
with warm beer and rowdy cheer
I bet you wish
you were here.
Only two days to go
of the UK summer window,
perfect weather for Pokemon Go
time to fire up the BBQ
and flame grill a pikachu.
Biscuit: Chocolate Chip cookies
Taste test: 9.8 out of 10
Cost: From Lidl. 4 for £1. Thanks Anita!
