Crumbs of Comfort for St Valentine's Day

If it’s passion that you feel,
Don’t try these biscuits for your romantic meal.


If you are swept away with emotion
Don’t choose these to munch on.


If you look for symbols of love
Our biscuits do not fit the category above.


All they do is cause you pain.
Better chocolates, roses and champagne.


If you aim your love to embrace
They won’t cause your heart to race.


Crusty, dusty, old, dry and musty,
Hardly exciting and not at all lusty.


They are not worth much money
So will surely not impress your honey.


Although these biscuits do not inspire delight
We hope you still enjoy a perfect night.

Biscuit: Nature Valley
Taste test: 4 out of 10
Cost: Giving them away at Lidl!

My Special Floury Valentine

My Special Floury Valentine

You touch my lips with yours.

Your chocolate coats the roof

of my mouth.  Your sponge

crumbles with the proof

of my desire.  I press on

regardless, searching for the core

of your love, so soft and melting,

the sweet heart that makes me long for more.

Biscuit: Spezialitaten, Jaffa cake cousins but with cream and an apricot centre

Taste test: 9.5 out of 10

Cost: A present from lovely Jamie

Biscuits We Love You

Not only is it Valentine's Day but it's also Biscuit Poetry's 1st Birthday, we wrote our very first biscuit poem exactly a year ago.

To celebrate we speed wrote a love poem to biscuits everywhere - it literally took 3 minutes, we wrote one line each and mixed them altogether (a record surely!)

Biscuits, you are all very exciting and nice,
Crunchy and crumbly,
Downfall of DIETS.
You dissolve and cloy in the crevices
and worry the dentist.
Yet small, crumbly and light
sweetened with sugar what a delight
Take a large bite - tasty!
You always turn tears into a smile
You are crunchy when hard
and gooey when soft
but I like you however you are.
Crisp and sweet you are hard to beat,
lovely and chocolatey, coconutty taste
I LOVE YOU
your crunch and texture fill me up,
perfect with a cup of tea.
Oh chocolate comfort food - you make me happy.