
for those of you who'd like to know
It is fair to say that a Tunnock's
is the favoured biscuit of the Jocks
(William Wallace ate them with his kilt and his dreadlocks)
They help keep Scotland's economy at its peak
with 5 million bars sold every week
The Sassenachs think they taste quite spiffing
even though their emblem is a scottish griffin
Like Glenmorangie they're really popular
and just the same keep the scots folk jocular
Be sure to try, don't give them a miss
or else Jamie will give you a Glasgow kiss!
Biscuit: Tunnock's Caramel Wafer Biscuit
Taste test: 9.9 out of 10
Cost: £2.89 for 16 from Ocado
Cost: £2.89 for 16 from Ocado