Ginger Hard Nut Rap

Ginger Nut respect to you

Struttin' wid me gang and crew
You're spicy tang comes tricklin’ thru
You is hard but not as hard as me
And you'll go soft as I dip you in my tea

East-side, West-side whatever neighbourhood
You're so sic coz you taste so good
Man you're fam an' you raise my mood
You is phat but not in size
I is a hard nut, look into my eyes

Biscuit: Ginger Nuts

Taste test: 8.5 out of 10

Cost: 60p from Waitrose, Lymington