Fox's Jam ‘n Cream – The Perfect Team

It’s Jam ‘n Cream, what a dream

Reminds me of the British Olympic team

The crowds would go wild and scream

A short crust base

With lots of pace

It would win any biscuit race

Sweet and gooey

And not too chewy

It's top notch

The addition of the cream

Makes it seem

Like a posh jammy dodger

I’d run a long way to get one

I wouldn’t halt,

I’d even push past Usain Bolt

Biscuit: Jam 'n Cream

Taste test: 7 out of 10
Cost: £1.19 from Asda, Totton

Bourbon's the winner

On your marks.......

It's break time

Our stomachs are rumbling,

The anticipation of biscuits crumbling,

Be quick to stop us runners from grumbling.

Get set.........

It's snack time

Peel the finishing tape off the tin,

Cellophane unwrapped to get within,

The chocolatey bourbon is the prize to win.

Go...........

It's race time

The starting gun goes crack,

Lips begin to smack,

There is no holding back.

The finishing line's in sight,

So many biscuits to bite,

Yet the bourbon's our shining light,

The biscuit lover's true delight.

Biscuit: Bourbon

Taste test: 7.5 out of 10
Cost: 85p from Asda in Totton