Friday, 11 May 2012

Custard Cream Limerick

There was a young girl from Peru,
Who was asked to a fancy dress do,
She fulfilled her dream,
To be a custard cream,
But her date found her too sickly to woo.

Biscuit: Crawford's Custard Cream
Taste test: 7out of 10
Cost: 75p from Asda in Eastleigh
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4 comments:

  1. Tom11 May 2012 at 13:20

    This made me chuckle but the last line doesn't quite scan.

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    1. The Biscuit Poets12 June 2012 at 21:52

      you're right of course, we should remove the 'too' in front of the 'sickly' x

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  2. Bentos11 May 2012 at 13:47

    7 out of ten for a custard cream?
    that seems to me, slightly extreme.

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