[For maximum effect put on your best cowboy/girl drawl when reading this poem]
Burtons did create
a biscuit that was wheely great
and rolled around the United States.
The wagon wheels keep turning
For them we are a yearn'in
John Wayne was the True Grit star,
whilst Calamity Jane whopped 'yeehah'.
Oh how we loved the Wild Wild West
where the cowboys were quite overdressed.
The wagon wheels keep turning
For them we are a yearn'in
Now we're older we've come to realise
the wagon wheel has shrunk in size
or maybe it's just we've smaller hands
and time is running away like sand.
The wagon wheels keep turning
For them we are a yearn'in
Biscuit: Burtons Wagon Wheels
Taste test: 8.75 out of 10
Cost: £1.00 from Tesco, Brockenhurst
Cost: £1.00 from Tesco, Brockenhurst
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