Viscount, Baronets and Miscounts

Most Viscounts are minted
with assets and land,
sat in their wallpapered mansions
with posh biscuits in hand.

Poor old George Osbourne he's only a baronet
as hereditary titles go he hasn't made it quite yet.
People are mourning, the nation is skint
take solace in these Viscounts with a sharp hint of mint.

Biscuit: Lyons Viscount Biscuits

Taste test: 8.5 out of 10
Cost: £1.00 from Poundland in Shirley