Royal Mint Wedding

It’s less than a week to go,

Before the Windsor wedding show,

Coins will be struck at the Royal Mint

But a gold proof coin would make anyone skint!

Thomas, the bride’s estranged father

Is in a bit of a palava

He’s deciding whether he’s attending

His RSVP is still pending

Maybe he is camera shy

Or just not a family guy

Or rather than be there to give her up

He’s spending the day at the footy World Cup!

Who will lead her down the aisle,

A royal or one of us rank and file?

Who will it be who has the honour

Of escorting the Royal’s first lady of colour?

In the absence of her brother

Maybe it will be her mother,

If she’s really stuck then Prince Charles can,

As long as he’s not a Chelsea or a Man U fan!

Ed Sheeran might play the bridal tune,

Though he looks far too much like the groom!

Our biscuits, like the Royals, have a posh hint

They have a delicate taste of mint,

With a thick chocolate layer, perhaps not so healthy

And only 6 to a packet – you’ll have to be wealthy!

Biscuits: Choco Moments Mint
Tasting Notes: Delicious, but only 6 in a pack - rip off!
Score: 9 out of 10