To be frank we're incensed
these biscuits are shrouded in pretence
yes they emancipate the kitchen worker
yet discourage baking and promote the shirker
this half baked idea clouds supermarkets with shame
a crass time saving effort so hopelessly lame
unlike the sad substitute discussed above
a just baked warm cookie is a labour of love
life is accelerating we need it to slow
wake up Tesco and smell the fresh cookie dough
Biscuit: Hazlenut Heat Me, Eat Me Cookies
Taste test: 4 out of 10
Cost: £1 from Tesco in New Milton
Cost: £1 from Tesco in New Milton
I can't believe we just gave it a 4/10. I thought they were far more tasty.
ReplyDeleteSorry Jegan, you were outvoted, most people thought they tasted like sawdust filled with glue!
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