A Poem that may drag on

Perhaps dragons derive from dinosaurs

rather than from mother-in-laws.

Although both are grim and fire-breathing,

there’s only one you can believe in.

Dragons are the villains of ancient fairy tales

and also the emblem of the flag of Wales.

Dragons spend their leisure

dwelling in a cave

filled with treasure,

saving energy for a weekend monster rave,

finding their pleasure

devising ways to misbehave.

Once, high overhead they flew

until along came St George and slew

the most fearsome but the last.

And now, alas, they live only in the past.

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