hungry polar bears snack on you
it's too cold to play Pokemon Go
so you razz around on a rusty skidoo
Whale blubber is fishy and fatty
you smooch with your schnozz
and your sealskin suit's not natty
just sayin' - soz
Winter daylight lasts only a minute
you hang in your igloo with huskies and narwhals
'cos you're an Inuit innit
face it, it ain't lots of LOLS
Biscuit: Eskimo
Taste test: 8.7 out of 10
Cost: 84p from Morrison's in New Milton
'You're an Inuit innit' is one of the greatest lines of English modern poetry.
ReplyDeleteIt ain't lots of LOLs living at the North Poles..
ReplyDeleteIt ain't lots of LOLs living at the North Poles..
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