Random Headway Blues

Woke up this morning with the mid-winter blues,
Turned on the radio, cheesed off with the news.

Youngsters with guns and knives
Stealing innocent lives.

Putin takes a dip in the ice,
He’s built up his army and that ain’t nice.

One war in Syria, that ain’t enough,
Now the Turks have cut up rough.

MPs asleep in the House,
Desmond Swayne impossible to rouse.

These Tories are clueless
On the state of the NHS.

So don’t even think of getting ill
While the ambulances stand still.

Police dogs with no leads to follow,
These government cuts are hard to swallow.

Woke up this morning with the January blues,
Rain on the path, holes in my shoes.

Skies are bleak and grey,
Ain’t going out today.

The weather’s a real delight,
Might even move to the Isle of Wight.

And if this song don’t make you blue
Just wait till you get Australian flu.

Woke up this morning with an ache in my head,
Turned off the radio, Went back to my bed.

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