Where is the Beast from the East?

On the East Coast

There is much disruption

the trains have stopped 

due to a snowflake eruption

Jo's son Bill wants it the most

but will it deign to snow 

on the South Coast?

Yesterday Karl spied 

a flake on a Totton street

but within the blink of an eye

it had turned to sleet!

It's meant to snow 

from three until four,

let's hope this time 

it sticks on the floor

We will be having 

snow fights galore.

Bring it on snow, 

more more more!

Wrap up well

it certainly won't be warm

when we're hit

by the Siberian Snow Storm

The UK will be colder

than the Arctic Circle

let's all steal thermals

from Angela Merkel.

Biscuits: Bonne Maman Croquants - noix de coco

Taste test: 8 out of 10

Cost: £1.75 from Waitrose in Lymington