Favorini Wafer Rolls

Oh my favourite Favorini,

Never eaten by Mussolini,

Shaped like a cigar,

But containing no tar,

Helter skelter in white.

Slim and twisty,

Twirly, with a misty

Hazy hint of hazelnut,

Perfect for my gut.

Spiralled like a barber’s pole,

Can’t stop eating these, we’ve lost control.

Rather sweet and sugary,

The crème is a touch too powdery.

Never mind the rhyme

We’ve very little time.

Pass me another of these

Says Brian, please.

They’re simply so sublime.

Biscuit: Favorini Wafer Rolls with Hazelnut Crème

Taste test: 9.2 out of 10
Cost: Under £2 from Lidl in Totton