First take a roller to flatten the earth
Add a porous membrane
so the weeds won't grow again
Then tip on rough aggregate for what it's worth
Fill the gaps with fine stone just like that
Next roll it and roll it 'til it's nice and flat
Pour on silken sand and level it out
roll again to make it strong, sturdy and stout
For good measure add another membrane
Spread on hot tarmac and roll it again
Oh and add some rocky chips
to make sure it binds and grips
Make sure you leave to harden for a while
before you take time to consume your golden mile
Biscuit: Kellogg's Rice Krispies Rocky Road Squares
Taste test: 6.8 out of 10
Cost: £1.99 from Tesco in Brockenhurst
Cost: £1.99 from Tesco in Brockenhurst
