It’s Jam ‘n Cream, what a dream
Reminds me of the British Olympic team
The crowds would go wild and scream
A short crust base
With lots of pace
It would win any biscuit race
Sweet and gooey
And not too chewy
It's top notch
The addition of the cream
Makes it seem
Like a posh jammy dodger
I’d run a long way to get one
I wouldn’t halt,
I’d even push past Usain Bolt
Biscuit: Jam 'n Cream
Taste test: 7 out of 10
Cost: £1.19 from Asda, Totton
Cost: £1.19 from Asda, Totton