Today we tried a McVitie's Quirk,
Then sat down to begin our work
On this, our biscuit poem.
'Very nice,' says Brian in his quiet wisdom.
Brittle surface, crunchy and short,
With a soft, dark, melting heart.
With biscuit in one hand, coffee in the other,
Simon says, 'a perfect gift for your lover.'
Not for you, if you're struggling with a diet,
Otherwise, we suggest you try it.
One of the very nicest biscuits sold,
In the Olympics it would sure win gold.