We feel flat,
flat as a Jacob's cracker
flat, dry and uninspired.
Why couldn't we have a choccie biscuit?
A covering of cheddar
would definitely make it better.
A juicy grape
would prevent us from going ape.
would send our hearts a flutter.
would stop us from throwing them away.
With the addition of pickle
We'd cease being fickle.
It seems Jacob's need something on top
without they're a cracker flop!
Biscuits: Jacob's Crackers
Tasting Notes: Very dry, improved with a topping!