Tuesday, 28 February 2012

Dodging the Issue

Tacky with a texture like glue
The memories come flooding through,
You remind me of my youth
When I acted so uncouth
Running around
the playground
With just one tooth,
That's all you left me
Biscuit oh so jammy.

Biscuit: Jammie Dodger
Taste test: 4 out of 10
Cost: £1.15 from Asda in Totton

Monday, 27 February 2012

Hob Nobbing

Homely and humble
Oaty and wheaty
Biscuit texture, crumbly to eaty
Nobbly and nutritious
Ordinary yet comforting
But if you like them tasting great, eat before the
Sell by date

P.S. Which is 07 July 2012 if you're interested.

Biscuit: Hob Nobs
Taste test: 5.5 out of 10

Cost: £1.19 from the Esso Garage, Brockenhurst

The Valentine Biccy Rhyme

You look so good to me
Oh Waitrose cookie,
Your texture's crumbly
At the same time crunchy,
With the taste of almond
Of which I'm so very fond,
I'm in love with thee
Because you're so nutty,
Ten out of ten
I think I'll buy you again.

Biscuit: Waitrose Almond Cookie
Taste test: 10 out of 10, but then you already know that.
Cost: £1.49 from Waitrose, Lymington.