It's easy to make the mistake
of thinking that this is a cake,
for years it has been debated
ever since this biscuit/cake was created.
The Jaffa's appearance will mislead
all those so keen to feed.
It's a schizoid snack
that takes us aback,
in two minds about its status
it causes a taste hiatus.
Dark chocolate leaves us reeling
whilst the orange centre is most a-peeling.
We're glad it has no VAT
and almost zero fat,
the court ruled it's a cake
but we still think it's a biscuit fake.