Wednesday, 18 July 2012

A letter of complaint

Dear Mr Fox,
We are not happy it's plain to see
As we eat your biscuits with our tea
The packaging promised a treat from heaven
But once inside there's only seven
Extremely chocolatey - what a nonsense
We want MORE chocolate on our conscience
If you've been making them since 1853
You haven't progressed much, quite frank-ly
The ingredients promise a coconut taste
You needn't have bothered, what a waste
An advert starring a gangster panda
Is not enough to prevent our slander
We have to say we feel outfoxed
There just aren't enough biscuits in this box.
Yours sincerely,
The Biscuit Poets

Biscuit: Fox's Chunkie Extremely Chocolatey Cookies
Taste test: 3 out of 10
Cost: £1.79 from Sainsbury's, Portswood


  1. More done like this please, wonderful!

  2. Biscuit-eaters of the world unite!

  3. An outstanding share! I have just forwarded this onto a co-worker who had
    been doing a little homework on this. And
    he actually ordered me breakfast simply because I stumbled upon it for him.
    .. lol. So let me reword this.... Thank YOU for the meal!
    ! But yeah, thanx for spending the time to talk about this matter here on your site.

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