Fun with sticks

We were stuck for a start,
then thought of a stick,
now we'll try to adhere
to this fantastick idea.
If you fancy Chow Mein
choose a chopstick,
if hockey's your game
hack with a hooked stick,
if your face needs a lift
liven up with lipstick,
if the car needs to shift
grab hold of the gear stick,
if guitar is your thing
go acoustic,
if you don't like the wing
try a drumstick,
while the river runs past
throw a Pooh stick,
if in the mud your stuck fast
John will save you with his stick,
time to chill out?
burn a joss stick,
you may be tempted to scream 'n shout
but don't be too bombastic,
bounce up and down at a rave
and hold on tight to your glow stick,
we've decided it's time to behave
all these sticks are making us sick!

PS Dedicated to our poet friend John and his stick

Biscuit: Hit Fun Sticks (great to hold and dip in tea or coffee)

Taste test: 9 out of 10
Cost: £1 from Waitrose in Lymington