Monday, 10 February 2014

Hound of the Biscuitvilles

Opening the cardboard kennel
to reveal the shortbread canines within
there's plenty inside
so let's tuck in.

Westhighland Terrier shaped shortbread
with short legs,
you'll be begging for this biscuit
until Barbara Woodhouse tells you 'sit!'

How much were those doggies in the window
the ones with the edible tails?
a pound for the box of hounds
thank DOG for the January Sales.

Oh Spot the dog
he's man's best friend
we've woofed down his pals
and reached the end.

Biscuit: Sainsbury's Spotty Scottie Dogs Shortbread
Taste test: 9 out of 10
Cost: £1.00 from Sainsbury's in Christchurch


  1. I'd like to know if Jo would eat Border Terrier shaped biscuits?


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