Friday, 28 March 2014

Unidentified Flying Objects

[For maximum enjoyment please read in squeaky alien voice]

Greetings strange beings
we come in pieces
(because Lee dropped us on the floor)
and give you tidings of
close encounters of the biscuit kind

We hail from planet New Milton
head quarters of the inter-galatic alliance
Nan oo, Nan oo
We're breaking up......
(because Lee dropped us on the floor)

Our space craft
zooms at warp speed nine
we are extraterrestrial
Lee tried to clingon
(but he dropped us on the floor)

Beam us up Scotty
our mission is accomplished
we hoped for earthling domination
but they ate us
(just before Lee dropped us on the floor. AGAIN)

Biscuit: Hellema UFO
Taste test: 8.5 out of 10
Cost: £1 from Poundstretcher in New Milton

1 comment:

  1. Trying teaming one with a Milky Way or Galaxy.


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