Tuesday 27 September 2016

Teen Eskimo

It's snow joke being a teen eskimo
hungry polar bears snack on you
it's too cold to play Pokemon Go
so you razz around on a rusty skidoo

Whale blubber is fishy and fatty
you smooch with your schnozz
and your sealskin suit's not natty
just sayin' - soz

Winter daylight lasts only a minute
you hang in your igloo with huskies and narwhals
'cos you're an Inuit innit
face it, it ain't lots of LOLS

Biscuit: Eskimo
Taste test: 8.7 out of 10
Cost: 84p from Morrison's in New Milton

3 comments:

  1. 'You're an Inuit innit' is one of the greatest lines of English modern poetry.

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  2. It ain't lots of LOLs living at the North Poles..

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  3. It ain't lots of LOLs living at the North Poles..

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