Wednesday, 15 February 2017
Crumbs of Comfort for St Valentine's Day
If it’s passion that you feel,
Don’t try these biscuits for your romantic meal.
If you are swept away with emotion
Don’t choose these to munch on.
If you look for symbols of love
Our biscuits do not fit the category above.
All they do is cause you pain.
Better chocolates, roses and champagne.
If you aim your love to embrace
They won’t cause your heart to race.
Crusty, dusty, old, dry and musty,
Hardly exciting and not at all lusty.
They are not worth much money
So will surely not impress your honey.
Although these biscuits do not inspire delight
We hope you still enjoy a perfect night.
Biscuit: Nature Valley
Taste test: 4 out of 10
Cost: Giving them away at Lidl!