Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Who Likes Pink Wafers?

We're at Marwell Zoo
eating wafers that are pink,
wondering which animals like them.
Now, what do you think?

We fed one to a Somali Wild Ass
who said he'd rather pass,
whilst the Scimitar-Horned Oryx
said she'd prefer some grass.

The Capybara liked the texture
but the filling wasn't right.
The Fruit Bat couldn't see it
and the dark gave us a fright.

Wild Wart Hog loathed the taste,
too fruity with a zing.
The Panther didn't like the colour,
pink didn't appeal to him.

Mr Bat Eared Fox declined;
he wasn't very chuffed,
and Miss Arabian sand cat
had definitely had enough.

Finally we found a fan
with a delicate rosy hue,
The greedy, proud Flamingo
became the pinkest in the zoo!

Biscuit: Crawford's Pink Wafers
Taste test: 3 out of 10
Cost: 79p from Ocado


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  2. Horrible biscuits, lovely poem.

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