Oh Lemon Puff

Oh lemon puff, oh lemon puff,

Of you I just can’t get enough,

Your tantalising citrus taste
Will put on inches around my waist!

To me you seem an errant knave,

I just can’t get you to behave,

Your crumbliness beyond compare,

You seem to get just everywhere.

As a biscuit you are quite absurd,

More like a cracker with lemon curd,

I feel this state of symbiosis could,

Cause confusion and neurosis.

  

Oh lemon puff, oh lemon puff,

I wish I were made of sterner stuff,

That way I could resist your charm,

My racing heart return to calm.

Biscuit: Jacob's Lemon Puff
Taste test: 7 out of 10
Cost: £1.69 from Sainsbury's in Christchurch