Tuesday, 3 April 2012

Oh Lemon Puff

Oh lemon puff, oh lemon puff,
Of you I just can’t get enough,
Your tantalising citrus taste
Will put on inches around my waist!

To me you seem an errant knave,
I just can’t get you to behave,
Your crumbliness beyond compare,
You seem to get just everywhere.

As a biscuit you are quite absurd,
More like a cracker with lemon curd,
I feel this state of symbiosis could,
Cause confusion and neurosis.

Oh lemon puff, oh lemon puff,
I wish I were made of sterner stuff,
That way I could resist your charm,
My racing heart return to calm.

Biscuit: Jacob's Lemon Puff
Taste test: 7 out of 10
Cost: £1.69 from Sainsbury's in Christchurch

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