A Norwegian ballerina,
With a sweet and creamy demeanour.
My tastebuds had such fun,
As she danced upon my tongue.
I once had a girl,
A viking enchantress,
She was a scandinavian temptress.
Her pirouettes and twirls,
Were mirrored in her biscuit swirls.
I once had a girl,
My love she sought to foster.
But beneath her nordic disguise,
Alas I came to despise,
The dodgy jammie imposter.
So I drowned my sorrows with lager,
To end this norse biscuit saga.
Biscuit: Ballerina
Taste test: 5.5 out of 10
Cost: 30 Krone from Norway (thanks to Richard for buying them for us on his business trip x)
Taste test: 5.5 out of 10
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This reminds me of a ballerina called Vanessa I once went out with.
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