Tuesday 20 November 2012

www.william wallace's wafer

Tunnock's caramel wafers are made near Glasgow
for those of you who'd like to know

It is fair to say that a Tunnock's
is the favoured biscuit of the Jocks
(William Wallace ate them with his kilt and his dreadlocks)
They help keep Scotland's economy at its peak
with 5 million bars sold every week

The Sassenachs think they taste quite spiffing
even though their emblem is a scottish griffin
Like Glenmorangie they're really popular
and just the same keep the scots folk jocular

Be sure to try, don't give them a miss
or else Jamie will give you a Glasgow kiss!


Biscuit: Tunnock's Caramel Wafer Biscuit
Taste test: 9.9 out of 10
Cost: £2.89 for 16 from Ocado 


5 comments:

  1. 9.9 out of 10! You meanies! Wonderful stuff...

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  2. lovely poem! Tasty too! 9.9... scandalous! you have not tried classic yet!

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  3. As the original "Jock" known to the very young Miss Bogie I can safely say Tunnock's caramel biscuits not for me! But love the poem! Debbie x

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    1. It's great to have scottish sign off from Debbie the original Jock on the poem - the Biscuit Poets are delighted! Thanks Deb x

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  4. Even better if eaten with a can of Irn-Bru whilst reading an Oor Wullie comic.

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