Tuesday, 20 November 2012

www.william wallace's wafer

Tunnock's caramel wafers are made near Glasgow
for those of you who'd like to know

It is fair to say that a Tunnock's
is the favoured biscuit of the Jocks
(William Wallace ate them with his kilt and his dreadlocks)
They help keep Scotland's economy at its peak
with 5 million bars sold every week

The Sassenachs think they taste quite spiffing
even though their emblem is a scottish griffin
Like Glenmorangie they're really popular
and just the same keep the scots folk jocular

Be sure to try, don't give them a miss
or else Jamie will give you a Glasgow kiss!

Biscuit: Tunnock's Caramel Wafer Biscuit
Taste test: 9.9 out of 10
Cost: £2.89 for 16 from Ocado 


  1. 9.9 out of 10! You meanies! Wonderful stuff...

  2. lovely poem! Tasty too! 9.9... scandalous! you have not tried classic yet!

  3. As the original "Jock" known to the very young Miss Bogie I can safely say Tunnock's caramel biscuits not for me! But love the poem! Debbie x

    1. It's great to have scottish sign off from Debbie the original Jock on the poem - the Biscuit Poets are delighted! Thanks Deb x

  4. Even better if eaten with a can of Irn-Bru whilst reading an Oor Wullie comic.


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