Wednesday, 19 December 2012
on a crisp winter's morn
2012 years after Jesus was born.
Santa was getting ready
his eleves were in tow
his reindeer were snorting, eager to go.
Many elves were poorly
and in great distress
the National Elf Service was really hard pressed.
But who will feed Rudolf
his 5 carrots a day?
He won't have the energy to pull Santa's sleigh.
Fear not here's Lidl's Choco Softies
a light marshmallow treat
they'll keep Rudolf moving 'til he lands on his feet.
MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO