Wednesday, 9 January 2013

Feeling the Biscuit Blues

(Sounds best when you sing it in a bluesy way - go on you can do it!)

Woke up this morning
feeling January blue.
Opened the cupboard
found no biscuits to chew.

The cupboard was bare,
had diddly squat.
Went down to Lidl
Waffel Rollchen's what I got.

A cinnamon wafer
rolled nice and tight
will tickle your tastebuds
and crunch when you bite.

My spirits need raising
my waistline needs trimming.
Gimme these biscuits
to help with my slimming.

Eating these waffles
will be the solution.
They'll help me to stick
to my New Year resolution.

Want to spice up my life,
need to revive my soul.
Gotta find a new wife
and learn to waffle and roll.

Biscuit: Waffel Rollchen
Taste test: 4 out of 10
Cost: A gift from Esther. (Thanks Est)

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  1. hehe this is so great! The rhythm is so upbeat! The rating needs to be higher. I thought they were lovely!


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