Monday, 15 April 2013


Maryland Gooeys get thumbs up today
From the biscuits poets at Headway
Their chocolate centres are a delight
The perfect taste in every bite

Eclectic things have a connection
With this delicious cookie confection
A bus station in Bow (for those in the know)
An American state where they did create
Great biscuits that truly satiate

There is biscuit beauty in these packs
Unlike Maryland's dire Snapjacks
Although we have April showers today
Soon we’ll be gathering nuts in May

The gooeyness, the chewyness
Lead to euphoric ooooohyness!
Our taste buds have been tantilised
Our senses are in overdrive

Biscuit: Maryland Gooeys
Taste test: 9.5 out of 10
Cost: £1 from Asda in Southampton - thanks Olly


  1. Never heard of them - are they new? I'm a bit of traditionalist so not sure that the cookie should really be tampered with. By the way, I'm hoping for a biscuit-related Valediction of The Iron Lady later this week.

  2. I believe they are new Tom. I would also like to recommend these biscuits for a try by you or anyone else who is a fan of chocolate

  3. In that case Jegan, I shall give them a try.


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