What a waste
these biscuits take the biscuit
for bad taste
Unlike Marmite
there was no love - just hate
now we're feeling sorry
we put them on our plate
Bad taste lingers on the palate
just like the clothes of Timmy Mallet
or the xenophobic views of Donald Trump
and despicable rants of Fury - the chump
Like the bribes taken by the FIFA elite
or the water spider celeb Ferne managed to eat
bad taste is everywhere - out and about
especially at Xmas with the brussel sprout.
Biscuit: O Hawaii Tropical Crisps
Taste test: 0.5 out of 10
Cost: A bad taste gift!
They look as disgusting as they obviously taste.
ReplyDeleteThey taste worse than they look, believe us!
ReplyDelete