Tuesday, 22 December 2015

What am I?

I'm spicy
and feisty
I have a tan
like I've been tan-goed
My fixed grin
stops me going back in the tin
I'm androgynous
yet gorg-e-ous
Do I feak you out, maybe?
because I look like a biscuit jelly baby?
Grandmothers bake me for Christmas treats
Kids bite my head and my feet
What am I?

Biscuit: Tesco's Gingerbread Men
Taste test:  7 out of 10
Cost: Christmas gift

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