You look like the dark destroyer of teeth,
but there are hidden depths that lie beneath.
The hidden depths that lie below
the crunchy, creamy beauty that is OREO.
The perfect way to eat, we think,
is to twist and lick with a milky drink.
Biscuit: Oreo
Taste test: 8.5 out of 10
Cost: 65p from Tesco in Brockenhurst
