Dodging the Issue

Tacky with a texture like glue

The memories come flooding through,

You remind me of my youth

When I acted so uncouth

Running around

the playground

With just one tooth,

That's all you left me

Biscuit oh so jammy.

Biscuit: Jammie Dodger

Taste test: 4 out of 10

Cost: £1.15 from Asda in Totton

Hob Nobbing

Homely and humble

Oaty and wheaty

Biscuit texture, crumbly to eaty

Nobbly and nutritious

Ordinary yet comforting

But if you like them tasting great, eat before the

Sell by date

P.S. Which is 07 July 2012 if you're interested.

Biscuit: Hob Nobs
Taste test: 5.5 out of 10

Cost: £1.19 from the Esso Garage, Brockenhurst

The Valentine Biccy Rhyme

You look so good to me
Oh Waitrose cookie,
Your texture's crumbly
At the same time crunchy,
With the taste of almond
Of which I'm so very fond,
I'm in love with thee
Because you're so nutty,
Ten out of ten
I think I'll buy you again.

Biscuit: Waitrose Almond Cookie
Taste test: 10 out of 10, but then you already know that.

Cost: £1.49 from Waitrose, Lymington.