Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Heat Me, Eat Me, CHEAT ME cookies

To be frank we're incensed
these biscuits are shrouded in pretence
yes they emancipate the kitchen worker
yet discourage baking and promote the shirker
this half baked idea clouds supermarkets with shame
a crass time saving effort so hopelessly lame
unlike the sad substitute discussed above
a just baked warm cookie is a labour of love
life is accelerating we need it to slow
wake up Tesco and smell the fresh cookie dough

Biscuit: Hazlenut Heat Me, Eat Me Cookies
Taste test: 4 out of 10
Cost: £1 from Tesco in New Milton


  1. I can't believe we just gave it a 4/10. I thought they were far more tasty.

  2. Sorry Jegan, you were outvoted, most people thought they tasted like sawdust filled with glue!


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