Imagine our delight when we discovered there was already a poem written on the packaging of these rice cake thins - our work was already done, we could relax...
Disappointingly their poem is rubbish. Scroll down to see our one liner response, devoid of marketing puffery.
Kallo's poem
There once was a caramel cannon,
It was oh such a magical sight.
It sent chocolate and caramel pieces,
Into wonderful sweet sticky flight.
The circus performers all loved it,
Especially the caramel clown.
He loved eating chocolate and caramel,
And whatever goes up must come down.
The Biscuit Poets' response
We are not admiring
the texture of chocolate and polystyrene.
Biscuit: Kallo Belgian Milk Chocolate with Caramel Pieces Rice Cake Thins
Taste test: 1 out of 10 (Not, as they describe, 'Wizardy-Wee to have with your tea')
Cost: £1.69 from Ocado
Disappointingly their poem is rubbish. Scroll down to see our one liner response, devoid of marketing puffery.
Kallo's poem
There once was a caramel cannon,
It was oh such a magical sight.
It sent chocolate and caramel pieces,
Into wonderful sweet sticky flight.
The circus performers all loved it,
Especially the caramel clown.
He loved eating chocolate and caramel,
And whatever goes up must come down.
The Biscuit Poets' response
We are not admiring
the texture of chocolate and polystyrene.
Biscuit: Kallo Belgian Milk Chocolate with Caramel Pieces Rice Cake Thins
Taste test: 1 out of 10 (Not, as they describe, 'Wizardy-Wee to have with your tea')
Cost: £1.69 from Ocado
Wizardy Wee? That conjours images of Merlin at the urinal which doesn't make me reach for the biscuit tin.
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