Thursday, 24 November 2016

The biscuit that broke our hearts and our teeth

This morning we had a biscuit snack
That came out of a Swedish flat pack
And like most of the products of Ikea
How to open the wrap wasn’t clear.

Once inside all that we found
Was a Scandinavian scam
Kakor Hallon is nothing more than
A biscuit sandwich filled with jam.

This pastry usurper
This bakery imposter
This dicky dodger
This Scandi Scam
Is no more than a crumbling sham.

But the extent of the biscuit’s shortfall
Is matched by the quality of the famous meatball
P.S. We liked them really
The cream especially.

Biscuit: Kakor Hallon
Taste test: 8 out of 10
Cost: 80p from Ikea in Southampton 

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