Most Viscounts are minted
with assets and land,
sat in their wallpapered mansions
with posh biscuits in hand.
Poor old George Osbourne he's only a baronet
as hereditary titles go he hasn't made it quite yet.
People are mourning, the nation is skint
take solace in these Viscounts with a sharp hint of mint.
Biscuit: Lyons Viscount Biscuits
Taste test: 8.5 out of 10
Cost: £1.00 from Poundland in Shirley
Cost: £1.00 from Poundland in Shirley
