Tuesday, 9 October 2012

Viscount, Baronets and Miscounts

Most Viscounts are minted
with assets and land,
sat in their wallpapered mansions
with posh biscuits in hand.

Poor old George Osbourne he's only a baronet
as hereditary titles go he hasn't made it quite yet.
People are mourning, the nation is skint
take solace in these Viscounts with a sharp hint of mint.

Biscuit: Lyons Viscount Biscuits
Taste test: 8.5 out of 10
Cost: £1.00 from Poundland in Shirley


  1. I wonder if George Osbourne has ever shopped at Poundland in Shirley?

  2. Viscounts might be minted
    But I've often heard it hinted
    That workers at The Royal Mint
    Ironically are rather skint.

    1. We love, love, love it, see you next tuesday x


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